Last night's dream...

I ordered a package to be delivered, but I wasn’t at home so I arranged for it to be sent to the local primary school.

I went to collect the package and could see it on the teacher’s desk, but they were in the middle of a lecture by an old man and they closed the doors so I couldn’t go in.

I wandered around a city and ended up at a theatre with a giant teddy bear covered in red hearts sitting outside. The show had already started and I could see inside to the massive auditorium. There was a stage in the distance and an audience watching the show. The. Behind the audience there was another stage and another audience watching that. The actors and puppets on both stages were singing and dancing together.

I walked into a building, into some kind of exhibition and a little kid was being bullied by a teenager. The teenager was making anti-semitic remarks to the kid. I started arguing with the teenager as we walked, but he continued to taunt me and the kid.

Suddenly we were walking in a field and the teenager pulled out a sword and wanted to fight. I disarmed him and took the sword for myself. Suddenly his friend appeared and they both had weapons of all kinds. I fought them, beating them and saving the kid.

I returned to the school and the doors were open. I was welcomed by the kids and teachers and by a kitten who knew me (the little brother of my own cats). I picked up my package and was told it was the teacher's birthday. She had made a cake with ingredients from Spain.

The cake was inside a cloak and when she ripped the cloak apart it revealed a gorgeous multicolored cake with intricate shell patterns and giant black whiskers sticking up out of it. The whiskers were made of licorice and everyone quickly took one each. I ate one and it was delicious. We cut the cake and it was revealed to be a lamb and licorice cake. We all ate.

Then I woke up.